by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012
Get the Sharktits mug.1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
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by Steek3636 August 2, 2019
Get the Shartmeister mug.The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.
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Get the Snarditis mug.A rare disease in which a commonly young individual displays signs of old age. Symptoms include, forgetting who or what you were talking about, not reading, lack of frontal lobe growth, lack of critical thinking, speaking in short sentences and all caps.
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Get the Shaxitis mug.A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation
Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.
Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.
Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.
Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
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