Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow
by iridefattwins January 21, 2010
Get the Shartload mug.1. A person who continuously acts like a whore
2. A person who speaks a "Sheithead" language that is simply english muttered to the point that it cannot be understood
3. A very annoying person who wont shut the fuck up
4. A male who also has a cunt
A male with a walk-in asshole big enough to hold a mexican family reunion
2. A person who speaks a "Sheithead" language that is simply english muttered to the point that it cannot be understood
3. A very annoying person who wont shut the fuck up
4. A male who also has a cunt
A male with a walk-in asshole big enough to hold a mexican family reunion
by Alex likes men June 18, 2011
Get the Sheithead mug.A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017
Get the shartnado mug.when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
Get the shit mate i just sharted mug.A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.
Do not speak to that shithead over there.
Max is a total shithead.
Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!
Max is a total shithead.
Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!
by Tom Main February 5, 2003
Get the shithead mug.The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.
I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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