shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

by the original shartman January 11, 2009

Sharmanism

Abbreviations term to explain diverse technical issues

Instead of long written detail, you can use the Sharmanism.

by Denisecrazys September 2, 2011

Sharkando

he is the strongest being on the universe he also have a giant dick

omg sharkando is so big

by joemama12321321312312132132 March 26, 2020

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

starkman

That useless fat that drips from meat when it is being grilled. It is more common in red meats that are high in fat content. Typically this product turns to solid form after cooling down and can cause drain problems if not disposed of properly.

"Johnny, don't forget to clean the starkman off the grill before the dinner rush."

by Returned July 31, 2008

starkman

That useless fat that drips from meat when it is being grilled. It is more common in red meats that are high in fat content. Typically this product turns to solid form after cooling down and can cause drain problems if not disposed of properly.

"Johnny, don't forget to clean the starkman off the grill before the dinner rush."

by Returned July 21, 2008

starkman

is that useless fat that drips from meat when it is being grilled. It is more common in red meats that are high in fat content. Typically this product turns to solid form after cooling down and can cause drain problems if not disposed of properly.

"Johnny, don't forget to clean the starkman off the grill before the dinner rush."

by Returned July 27, 2008