Shaq Surprise

The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.

Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked

by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020

shaq shot

to miss a free throw like shaquille o'neal

aww darn it i just made a shaq shot!

by gamekidcaleb November 8, 2010

Shaq Special

When you get both a footlong and a six inch at subway. Referring to the massive size of Shaq’s cock

“Bro I was so hungry today, I got a Shaq special”
“That’s pretty gay my man ngl”

by JefferyTheHippo February 7, 2020

Shaq Shoes

26 inch rims

Jesse rolled out his new Escalade with new Jesse James Signature Shaq Shoes

by Kevin May 1, 2006

shaq slap

1) originating from the act of backboard breaking, come into common usage as an expression of disrespect executed with the harshest of attitudes.

2) adult-contemporary rock band based in Berlin

1) oh shit dawg, see that fuckin throwdown. dude laid the shaq slap on that turdnippler.

by m-flo relluf February 18, 2008

Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.

Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.

by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024

big shaq

The greatest mathematician of all time

Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths - Big Shaq

by Spengohead123 October 17, 2017