Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Shahzeb

Shahzeb, An Arabic word that people mostly name their baby boys in muslim culture, which means king of beauty. Shahzeb is a unique kind of hybrid of mature and childish. Usually decent and highly intelligent. Shahzeb also prove to be loyal and a great friend. Will likely never let you down. Also, this person got those looks. If you are lucky enough to find a Shahzeb, your father will love him.

"Oh look! He's so formal, What a Shahzeb!"

by Noah44 July 27, 2018

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

shape-up

For someone to get the hair around the perimeter of their heads shaped up neatly by clippers and or any sharp object.

Hey! You guys like my fresh shape-up?

by Someboody August 6, 2008

shaizatard

A curse without swearing; the word "shaiza" and "tard" combined offer two meanings. One is to exclaim in exasperation during a crappy situation, while the the other is to diss someone who is being a "douche". It can also be a word used when raging, metaphorically similar to the pokemon charizard's fire blast.

"Shaizatard! You poked my eye!"

"gtfo shaizatard, quit crapping on my lawn"

Team gets ganked by 5 AoE nukers in DotA... "SHAIZATARD!"

by j1n February 24, 2009

Shaaz

Shaaz is a wonderful human being with a heart gold. Although he may blurt out random words like "horny" or "Piss", he always knows how to be the life of the party. He hates parties lol. He loves from a distance, but always knows the right thing to say. He is very shy and self-conscious when first meeting, but after he warms up, he is a truly good friend. He is a super hot brown boy who can be freaky when the lights go out. He is super creative and a friend for life.

1) OG: Did you see Shaaz's post last night?
2) Girl #2: OMG! Super sexy!

by beetlejuicebeetlejuice March 30, 2020