Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020

Shamp

when you sneak up behind your friends and mess up their hair while yelling “SHAMP!” it’s most often done in public.

why is your hair all messed up?
“because Jessica Shamped me at walmart earlier :(”

by shampmsster3000 February 09, 2023

Shamp

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.

After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.

by Funny Bob December 27, 2020

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 03, 2020