shake and bake

it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)

fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible

shake and bake by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011

Shake and Bake

it's a dance sensation. It's mostly done to raucous hip-hop or r&b, but to be true to form, it's really appropriate for any music.

The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.

Oh check her out!!! She's doing the Shake and Bake! Awesome!

or

Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!

Shake and Bake by Mary December 18, 2003

Shake and Bake

When you grab a nug of weed and put it in a bag or container of kief and shake it all up then remove the kief covered nug and proceed to "bake" it via pipe, bong etc.

Person 1: "aye i got some bud wanna toke?"

Person 2: "hell ya mayne i got some kief!"

Person 1: "you thinking what im thinking?"

Person 2: "Shake and Bake!!"

Shake and Bake by Crackhead Aaron November 21, 2010

Shake and bake

Two hetro sexual males who have an un natural love for each other, who up on seeing each other yell out shake and bake and complete a well thought out gay hand Shake.

Naz and Travis are definitely shake and bake.

Shake and bake by Bazzinga October 14, 2010

Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

Shake And Bake by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

Shake and Bake

Medical terminology for "fever and chills", often associated with Amphotericin administration.

Patient X had a systemic fungal infection. After he started a course of Amphotericin, it was nothing but shake and bake with him/her.

Shake and Bake by The Professional January 27, 2005

Shake and Bake

In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.

1. Shake out your fire shelter.

2. Bake in it until the fire passes.

During fire shelter training.

Come on it's time to shake and bake.

When referring to a deployment.

Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.

Shake and Bake by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009