Sack off

A new method off masturbation, generally employed by middle aged men who have got bored of the conventional method.
It simply involves rubbing ones "ball sack" until ejaculation. By acheiving orgasm through merely rubbing ones balls, you can be described as "sacking off" as opposed to the more usual "jacking off".
Clearly can be used in many tenses, and as a verb, noun and adjective;
I, he, she is going to sack off tonight.
I, he, she sacked off last night.
I, he, she had a really good sack off last night.
I, he, she is a total sacker offer.

"I'm going to go home, open a bud, put on MTV2 and have a good sack off to the Pussycat Dolls video".

"Stop talking shit, you sacker off"

"You're a real sack off"

"Last night was amazing, my girlfriend came round for the annual blowjob and steak day (March 20th - google it!!), but she surprised me at dinner by sticking her hands down my pants and giving me the most amazing sacking off"

by The Sacker Offer July 16, 2008

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Sack Off

Mild substitue for the stronger 'fuck off', used by kids in the 1970's Derbyshire playgrounds if in earshot of 'the dinnerlady'.
similar in use to the Aussie 'Rack Off'

The word 'sack' replaces 'fuck' in other uses:
Sack All - nothing
Sackin' Ada - 'kin'ell.. an exclamation of surprise
Sack it off - to get rid of or finish (also Sack it)

Sacked Off - fed up with or bored with or pissed off with

eg1:
kid 1 "who's brock me pencil, was it you?"
Kid 2 "Sack Off, I ant ad it"

eg 2:
Kid 1 'Gizza Chip mate?'
Kid 2 'An you can Sack off an all Get yer own chips'

Alternative 'clean' Lyrics to 'Its so Easy' by Guns 'n' Roses

"I see you standin' there, you think you're so cool
Why don't you just...
Sack Off!"

by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012

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slack off

To masturbate, jack off, stroke your penis, fap, beat your wiener, play with yourself,

My penis was a boner so I slacked off.
slack off.

by Minecraft1238 February 7, 2019

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Sack it off

A phrase in place of 'give it up' or 'forget about it'. It has even been used in place of 'can't be bothered'.

Q-Do you want to do some work today?
A-Nah, sack it off.

Q-They've already gone. If we left now, we could probably catch them up...?
A-Nah, sack it.

by Thomas Worsley February 10, 2006

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sack it off

to deliberately not do something/ to avoid something/ the act of ditching a person or thing.
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variations: sack it/him/her off, sacking off.
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A: wats good? wanna come cotch at mine?

B: cant, got an essay to do and some reading aswell, long.

A: sack it off - we'll smoke a joint and play pro instead.
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A: Alex knew we were leaving at 7 where the fuck is he?

B: Allow it, sack him off we're going.

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I've been a wasteman, sacking off all day.

________

A: you do your homework?
B: allow it, i sacked it off.

by jimmy10 January 31, 2008

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