snerf

a bush or shrubbery found only in the deep woods of michigan.

holy shit thats a weird looking snerf!

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

snerflaubsted

to have no idea what to say in front of your crush, and end up peeing in your pants in front of that crush.

"man, look at him."
"yeah, he just might become snerfla--"
"aww.. man! he just snerflaubsted!"
"im not cleaning up that mess!"

by paula dulce February 7, 2008

snerfing

being sad... coming from being as blue as a snerf

My boyfriend broke up with me. I'm so snerfing

by shosho2 September 28, 2009

Shnerf

when a person is acting gay or doing gay activities and you want to partake, then you may consider shnerfing.

Often times relates to boy/man/dude/guy kissing via Dude Smooch.

The Act Of Shnerfing
The Art Of Shnerfing

Hey Boogaloo ill Shnerf ya good!

by BoldAsLove January 7, 2010

snerfing

the act of people kissing while simultaneously stuffed up

jack and jill are allergic to ragweed but they still are always snerfing each other.

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

snerfer

Noun; what Glenn Hanson, former acting director of the National Institute for Drug Abuse, says when he is talking about methamphetamine and means to say "smurf."

Buy cheap methamphetamines made by a snerfer.

by frost11b December 10, 2013

snerfed

To jet cereal, coffee, or other substance out of one's nose while laughing.

She was caught off guard by the humorous comment, and snerfed a mouthful of cheerios back into the bowl.

by Doc Wilson August 11, 2014