Sexual Saturday 

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.

Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!

Sexual Saturday by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016

Sexual Shittercourse 

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.

You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.

Sexual Shittercourse by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021

Sexual Seagull 

An annoying loud mouth individual willing to do anything sexual for food scraps.. especially chips!

"Donna fucks for food! HAHA She's such a sexual seagull!"

Sexual Seagull by LMB101 November 24, 2011

Sexual Santa 

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.

My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.

Sexual Santa by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

sexual salmon 

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

sexual salmon by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

Sexual Suicide 

death by extreme sex. often occurs when taking on a.. bigger* challenge than one is prepared for; mainly affects the females.

Tay: OMG, I thought I was about to commit sexual suicide last night.
Nay: That big, huh?

Sexual Suicide by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

Sexual Spatula 

A term for a person who is able to "flip" or change another person's sexual orientation.

Elias: Paulina dated Max last year. But as soon as they broke up, Max started dating a guy!
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.

Sexual Spatula by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009