Exhausted Pipes 

A 3-piece indie/electric folk rock/garage rock revival band based out of Berkeley, CA.

They play heavy bluesy indie rock with rippin' guitar solos.

Me: Did you see Exhausted Pipes perform at the Uptown?

You: Hell yeah! They were rockin.

Exhausted Pipes by berksterk July 20, 2010

sexhaust 

1. The post-sex stench that one must stifle with cologne, perfume, incense, etc..

2.(Past tense verb) "Sexhausted":
One who is thoroughly tired from large amounts of sex.

1. "Man, light something. This sexhaust is making me horny."

2. "...No I can't, Love. I'm too sexhausted."

sexhaust by Captain Uggmutt January 21, 2005

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

Exhausted Sausage by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

texhausted

the act of being too tired to text

bob:that bitch has been texting me all night. i need some fucking sleep

bill: sounds like your texhausted.

texhausted by BarrettTheBoss August 16, 2010

exhausted pigeon 

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.

Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.

exhausted pigeon by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020

mortally exhausted 

When someone is so exhausted that they feel like they'll slip into an eternal coma.

"My headlights are out, I caught a cold and my favourite TV show got cancelled, I'm just mortally exhausted right now"

mortally exhausted by Captain Procrastination February 2, 2019

exhausted 

To be drunk, or in a state of drunkenness, especially if the source of merriment was communion wine.

"I didn't really know what was going on. I was extremely exhausted at the time." ~Luke

exhausted by kingcrop February 8, 2009