Secretary Rock 

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

Secretary Rock by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

secretary spread 

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

secretary spread by Robbie February 19, 2004

Secretary of Offense 

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

Secretary of Offense by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

Sedentary 

Very high/intoxicated due to ingesting and/or inhaling narcotics.

“I can barely move right now, I’m so sedentary”

Sedentary by 420Kaykay January 2, 2021

Sexertainment 

A relationship that is based purely on sex all the while keeping one partner entertained for the time being, until finding someone else.

Girl one: Hey girl I noticed you and Garry have been going out regularly. Is it getting serious?

Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!

Sexertainment by CandieLand September 21, 2009

Sexetary

1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.

Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.

Sexetary by Cackus December 31, 2007

Secretary’s ass 

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

Secretary’s ass by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005