sexerectomy 

When you break up with your fuck buddy.
Like...when you stop having sex with them...

"Im having a sexerectomy today so I'll be out of it(sex) for a while"

sexerectomy by MALLO12Y February 13, 2009

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

sexretary by Coach P July 13, 2006

sexertising 

Advertising a want for sex normaly by a female.

A girl dressing like a skank to get noticed by guys

"dude, look at that babe she is totally sexertising."

sexertising by C-surfer January 18, 2008

Sextret 

When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.

Instead of heading to the local legume show, he decided to head to the hatchery to try and line up a sextret instead.

Sextret by Ronaldmcd October 30, 2014

sexarette 

A conjugation for "After sex cigarette." Used by all smokers, after phenomenal intercourse.

chick: Holy shit, that fuck blew my mind...time for a sexarette, don't chya think?

dude: Oh yeah, sexarette it is.

sexarette by Cas'E McSexY February 22, 2008

Sexret 

a dirty secret that has to do with any type or form of sexual behavior.

My good friend and I kept a sexret about our special shower.

Sexret by Wilde AJ October 30, 2008

Sexrets 

Pseudo Freudian slip. Secrets about sexual interation.

I.e. I never tell my sexrets.

Sexrets by Amanda Sabrina May 30, 2006