severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

Severino

Smart dude who is also kinda lazy

man, he is such a severino

by sadmadladdad January 22, 2019

severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.

"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"

by David Davids0n December 29, 2009

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

SomeRandomPersonnn/Anna

The most perfect person ever no matter how much she denies it, an amazing sister, and my best friend.

Aka: The definition of an angel and the love of my life

SomeRandomPersonnn/Anna is undoubtedly the most perfect person ever.

by Asteria-2134 May 23, 2022

Severino

A g who likes sports, probably surfing, and is pretty raftus.

That dude is like severino af.

by MrBeers October 31, 2023

Severance

A 2006 film, under the horror-comedy genre, directed and written by Christopher Smith. It stars a widely unknown cast, consisting of Danny Dyer, Laura Harris and Tim McInnerny. The film follows a team of employees from Palisade Defence, who embark on a team-building exercise, only for it to turn into a fight for survival, after blood-crazed war criminals attack the team in revenge for the mutations they have suffered under the weapons that the team market. Mostly filmed on the Isle of Man and in Hungary, this film did poorly at the box office, with a mere £1.3 million being made worldwide.

A. Did you see Severance at the movies???
B. Yeah! It was Awesome!!!

by James Mayhew April 10, 2007