squindy vibes

When the vibes are good, but you’re aware that they won’t be soon

Girl 1: This trip really has some squindy vibes.

Girl 2: I totally agree, It’s too bad we’re going home soon.

by spongebath February 20, 2020

Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

squinis

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

by squinis June 29, 2019

Squindy Vibes

When something has squindy vibes, it’s pleasurable or enjoyable but won’t last.

Boy 1: Dating Veronica has such squindy vibes, man.
Boy 2: I know what you mean, dude.

by basicb1tchl0l February 20, 2020

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Squine Lord

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007