equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

by katsuchiyo May 3, 2008

Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008

Chaplin Equalizer

To put two fingers in a girls vagina along with your penis to make up for its small size

Timmy had to you the Chaplin equalizer because it was super cold

by chapbobbilly November 21, 2014

equalizer

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!

This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!

by Fake Name December 7, 2004

self sexualize

the act of sex where no partner is present. or if one is present, gratifying yourself with out physical aid from the partner.

I was bored and lonely last night so I chose to self sexualize for an hour till I fell asleep.

by moco's capt-skeet June 10, 2009

sexualization

a combination of the words "sex" and "textualize," meaning to make innuendo out of any conversation or seeing the innuendo that another person missed; providing a sexual context of normally harmless phrases.

Guy: "Dude, one of the translations of my name is Broadsword. I want to try an make that my nickname!"
Girl: "Wow, might as well try and name yourself Big Dick."
Guy: "Oh yeah, thanks for the sexualization."

by BroadswordnWicked December 28, 2010

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 6, 2004