Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Sandrina

A nice girl, who tries her best to be kind, but don't fuck with her or it'll get ugly. She cares about those in her life and is loyal to friends. She likes to keep her talents a secret, but once she's ready to show them, they're amazing. She's a dreamer and takes some risks, although anxiety can overwhelm her at times. She tries to be careful when she falls in love, but if she really loves you, she'll never let you go. Sandrinas can be very smart and crital thinkers. She tries to have few enemies, but if you are one, she'll be determined to bring you down. She's had her struggles so she may seem distant, but once you get to know her, she's an amazing friend. Her emotions can take control of her, so she can often over react. Never break her heart, she'll still love you, but you've severely broken and damages her by doing this. She's called quiet by many, except her friends she'll talk their ears off. All in all Sandrinas care about each those close to them, but they have their limits and flaws. And if they really wanted to, they could kick your ass.

Person 1: You see that girl over there?
Person 2: The one who's quiet, but has a great voice?
Person 1: Yep.
Person 2: She must be a Sandrina

by SimpleNarwhal June 16, 2018

Half Send

When you are only 50% committed to the stupid shit you are gonna do. Quarter send is only for pussies.
NELK 4 LIFE, SATURDAY IS FERDA BOYZ

Too many half senders reppin the full send.

by TheLegendOne01 November 3, 2017

Sandra

Her family tend to call her Sandy (for short) Watermelon is her favorite fruit. She is a very nice, beautiful,sexy, intelligent (wild at times) girl with such beautiful eyes, sometimes a little shy but once you know her a lot more she can be crazy af ,a very hard worker person that never gives up in life & has been through so much in life but has never quitted, she is a very loyal lady. She will do anything when it comes to her family. When it comes to a relationship she loves to hug you so tight loves kissing & bitting your neck she will make you the happiest man on earth, just don't try to be slick with her because she aint stupid or you will end up losing her & you will regret losing a one of a kind girl.

Sandra is such an amazing girl.
She will make your life brighter even in your toughest times.
Funny yet crazy girl .

by Baby face 831 November 22, 2016

Sandra

Sometimes you meet a extra special person in your "time line" that makes all the other crap worth while getting you to this place in your life.If that person happens to be a gorgeous, sweet, loyal, sexy, honest female then you most likely found a Sandra. One of the true joys in life, she will make laugh,you can't think of her without a huge smile on your face. She can heal old and fresh wounds with a simple hug.She never pretends to be what she is not.
She's easily the best and most beautiful person you'll ever meet in this life.Then for sure she is a "SANDRA"!

I know this to be true "(Dirty Bit) because I know a "Sandra"

Words from the heart of,

R H.C.

If she's the loveliest person from a dream of perfection,you found a Sandra.

by tow boat September 22, 2016

Send Help

When you want help.

Kyle: How are you doing man?
Brad: Send Help i've been kidnapped

by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

Sandra

She has a heart of a angel. She's so sweet and perfect. She never fails to make you smile. She's beautiful inside and out. Her hair is as beautiful as a rose, eyes are are stunning as a diamond. She's strong and caring to. She sees the good in you even with all of your mistakes. She's one of the best friends a guy can ask for. She may think she isn't any of that stuff but she means so much to all of her friends.

Why are you so happy all the time? I have Sandra in my life.

by Cooldude19865 October 2, 2015