seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020

semiahmoo

A school in Surrey, BC, Canada that has no heating system whatsoever. The students of this school are referred as "totems". Many students attend this school for its International Baccalaureate Programme.

"What's the coldest place on Earth?"
"Semiahmoo Secondary."

by somewhereoveryourface December 4, 2014

Socratic Seminar

Torture for the quiet kids. Forces them to speak to get a good grade. Usually run by the big nerds that keep on talking all the time and other kids "agreeing" to everything they say.

Girl 1: "Hey did you hear that we will have a Socratic Seminar next week?"
Quiet kid: "Really? I don't know shit?" *Opens backpack*

by digbickkid November 22, 2019

semiautomagic

SemiautoMagic is a play on the word semiautomatic, and describes a modern day setting when magic can be used as a weapon.

SemiAutoMagic was also the working title for The Dresden Files, a series of books (and a sky 1 tv show) by Jim butcher.

by Paul Cat July 17, 2007

Semitarian

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

by lilspiker January 1, 2017

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

Semiat

A highly intelligent, smart person, who has a deep insight on things. They have a way of figuring out things without knowing, and they can be very mysterious at times. Most people do not understand them, until they real investigate it. They are critical when it comes to grades or challenging tasks they have to take on. They are diligent workers who enjoy writing poetry. They have a very odd obsession with drawing flowers and they will always try their hardest to come out on top.

An intelligent person may be defined as semiat.

by emijeemi January 8, 2012