Semitarian

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

by lilspiker January 1, 2017

semenatrix

like the matrix...... but with semen

ewwww dave, its all sticky and slimy

by the semenator March 15, 2005

semenator

A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen than the average human. Basically, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitely a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 July 15, 2008

smetankalicious

Being of the highest magnitude of smetanka. Having endless amounts of smetankitude.

Chocolate ice cream is smetanka, but hot fudge sundaes are smetankalicious.

Salsa music is so smetankalicious.

Even though Jared is a Lancy, he is the most smetankalicious dude I know.

by EE 4 eva! June 29, 2004

smetana'd

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

by ice-b June 17, 2018

Sexetary

1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.

Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.

by Cackus December 31, 2007

semenate

verb:
to orgasm.
the word is made up of the words semen and the end to masturbate.
together they make semenate

i can semenate all over your face.

by XabbazabbaX April 28, 2006