Selmari

Selmari is a girl who works at a small personal business. Selmari is good at making coffee and using up internet bandwidth. Selmari's usually come from the Southern regions of towns.

Selmari, why don't you make coffee instead of using up all the bandwidth.

by 1nt3rw3b_n1nja November 29, 2012

semirection

when a pienes is not fully erected but somewhat stiff

my d*** was bigger than a softy but smaller than a boner..... semirection

by gangsta4lifeXD November 22, 2011

Semir

Semir is a Bosnian—Turkish— and Arabic name meaning holy, loyal and true companion.

A Semir is an interesting cute guy who likes to hang out and have a nice time with friends. He is charming and loyal and truthful to his family and friends. He enjoys socializing and being a freak sometimes.

“Yo, Semir’s lookin cooked!

“For sure!”

by Lekiiii November 23, 2021

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

semironi

Sem-i-roni: a) The penis in the state of not erect, yet not flacid. b)in between a boner and a limp wang.

1. My meat was semironi until she licked my balls.
2. Talking to his mom, I was semironi.
3. I got so hammered, I only was able to achieve semironi with Britney.

by Matt Baird January 8, 2008

semiretired

That is what a truck driver dose when he quits trucking.

Yepper I am semiretired, I parked my semi,I quit , cause I am tired.

by wizardman42 February 4, 2010

shelmira

the name shelmira means a beautiful woman with amazing kids

wow i love shelmira

by shelmira March 15, 2017