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Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer
here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer
by dude_zeon September 24, 2005
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siamonic

derived from Siamese cat & demonic, a constellation of negative and annoying traits only Siamese cats have ie. loud meowing, attention seeking etc.
Fiona's acting so siamonic tonight I wanna slap her!
by Tupac Insecure August 19, 2009
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The Seksonic Legion

The Uber WoW Clan which resides on the Burning Legion server. Now gaining 2 inch in penis lenth for ganking a Mofo member :)
Remember kids, double points for ganking a Mofo! :D
by Killtodie November 29, 2004
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Seksonics

K BAK NOW AND READY FOR TEH seksonics PWNAG!!1!1ONE1!!1HAX1
by Killtodie July 20, 2004
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seismic

The foremost type of exploration carried out in the search for oil and gas. the theory behind seismic exploration is a energy source on the surface making seismic waves that reflect off the oil reserviors and are recorded at the earths surface by sensors.

In land exploration the source will be either dynamite or a fleet of vibrators, in marine the source will be airguns. The sensors vary widely in type, but all have the same function as a microphone.
The seismic crew fucked up another startup.
by dude_zeon June 18, 2004
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San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.
All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.
by SmutLion December 13, 2010
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the seksonic legion

Same as above, but using Cosmo disqualifies you from gaining 1 inch in penis length from ganking a n00b. GG Mofo.
My penis withered away because I'm a Cosmo using pussy.
by Killtodie December 2, 2004
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