buttseks

Anal intercourse.

He loves teh buttseks.

by Buttsekser March 18, 2003

Buttseks

Humorous Internet meme for anal intercourse.

LOL cat says: Deir gawd make da buttseks stopz!

by frick1 February 24, 2010

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

Vampire buttseks

Vampires having anal intercourse.

Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.

by Z the All-Mighty December 9, 2008

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttsecks

Anal Love

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1

by Digga June 22, 2003