Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

sextard

someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.

oh my gosh! get your toe out of my nose! you're such a sextard!

by charli88 December 29, 2005

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005

Sweetard

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "

by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010

stetards

What Stephen Tries calls his fans.

New video sweet stetards

by Stetard March 16, 2020

sextard

Somebody who just can't figure out how to fit the peg in the hole.

Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.

by ottonomy December 2, 2003