leech-seeding

when you are torrenting something and while you are downloading very little, you are uploading a shit load to others: thus giving you a very high "seeding" ratio even though you have not completed the torrent

- after a whole week of leech-seeding i had downloaded 20% of the movie and managed to maintain a 2.34 share ratio

by littlebigtop June 16, 2010

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Passive Seeding

Verb

To have casual sex - opposite of Active Seeding.

"passive seeding = casual sex" ~ Sylva 2022

Sylva: Hey Aatif, how you doing?

Aatif: I'm good bro, I just had some casual sex

Sylva: You mean Passive Seeding?

Aatif: Yes, I Passive Seeded this girl!

by Voltz7788 March 20, 2022

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023