secrenager

A secretary placed in a management role despite being uneducated and unqualified to hold this position.

"Jenny" is seen as a secrenager due to her talent of being a better typist and bullshitter rather than a skilled, able leader with a bachelor's degree.

“Jenny, we’ve decided you do a better job answering phones and talking to your co-workers than firing people. You’re such a secrenager!”

by Better_Qualified December 2, 2010

Secret Seagull

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.

Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.

by theOrnithologicalShadow October 12, 2014

secret inch

The amount of the penile shaft that is hidden by a fully grown out pubic bush.

Guy 1: “man, my dick is not looking too impressive today... I hope she thinks I’m big enough...”
Guy 2: “make sure you’re clean shaven! You’ll gain access to the secret inch!”
Guy 1: *shaves* “Woah! Now you can see all two inches!”

by peeemthreek July 20, 2018

Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

a secret squirrel bunch

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.

The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021

a secret game

a secret game is a "Live, Real Life Game" that is played around the world. Game players are sworn to secrecy about the game and everything involved with it. To be a player in a secret game one must be challenged by someone already playing.

Are you playing a secret game?

by ASG Game Master November 6, 2018

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019