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seatard

Derogatory term for a native or longtime resident of Seattle, Washington.
"You would think these seatard idiots would know how to drive in the rain properly seeing as how it rains here nine months out of the year!"
by Jim Beam Daniels October 9, 2008
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seward nebraska

Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.
If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.
by Emittill43 January 3, 2021
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Scott seward

Omg is that Scott Seward
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Seward

Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.
"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."
by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013
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Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012
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Segward

A nickname name you use on a friend who is lazy and has a bad or bitchy attitude Also has a long nose and things is good at thing or has talents.
Oh man you’re such a Segward.
Jeez Segward get up the bed.
by FentubeHd123 February 9, 2019
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Seward

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.
Ivanka Trump is a total seward.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
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