Seaman

A Dreamcast game where you have to take care of an abomination that is a fish with a human face and an antenna. You have to talk to it every day with the Dreamcast microphone or it will die.

Seaman is such a weird-ass game. Why do I have to take care of this thing?!

by Goyangi April 9, 2026

Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

seaman bat

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

by Valocko October 30, 2010

Seaman's Revenge

When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.

Nice bit of Seaman's Revenge

by fjdoigjsio December 21, 2010

seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.

My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!

by jimmie j October 24, 2008