studmuffin

a really hot person of the (heterosexual) male population

Jay's a real studmuffin- he's always got some girl drooling over him.

by helenrose919 January 26, 2004

Spudmuffin

An Irish lesbian.

That's one hot spudmuffin!

by paddymuncher November 5, 2011

studmuffin

attractive male, heterosexual, unmarried but with possibilities

Grandma has a new studmuffin. (one of Janet Evanovich's books)

by Roslyn Nankivell June 18, 2003

slutmuffin

Slutmuffin is an affectionate term for someone who is a little bit skanky. It can also be a pet name for a significant other

You got a new girlfriend 2 days after ending your 5 year relationship!? You slutmuffin!

Come here my little slutmuffin and give me some sweet love.

by AJtheBAMF June 12, 2007

slutmuffins

Plural form of the word slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin being the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.

I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
plural:
Those girls are total slutmuffins!

by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 16, 2007

slutmuffin

The female counterpart of studmuffin

Janice is a total slutmuffin.

by Dracos March 22, 2003

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008