Spudmuffin

An Irish lesbian.

That's one hot spudmuffin!

by paddymuncher November 5, 2011

spudmuffin

Noun. A cross between a spud and cornmuffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever famous loaded spuds to small children as an appetizer and also orders cornmuffins for breakfast at the local diner instead of something much more manly like a full plate of eggs and choice of meat. WHile some consider this to be a guy confident in his sexuality and possibly just a prick, most will agree that he definitely needs his man card pulled.

This can be used like studmuffin but because of his questionable decisions, does not deserve to be called stud. Use Spud instead.

Can you believe this guy? We just worked out for 2 hours and the spudmuffin just got everyone else an appetizer and then ordered effing cornmuffins for himself.

by margalix December 14, 2008

Squadmuffin

A car that is blue.

Originated from eating a blueberry muffin in a car with another person

We are off to go ride in the squadmuffin.

by K-waffles October 1, 2018

studmuffin

A rather attractive human of the male variety. Can be described as being 'good enough to eat'.

mmmm.... I can smell freshly baked studmuffin.

I had the best studmuffin last night.

by Becmond December 28, 2005

spazmuffin

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

slutmuffin

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.

Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!

by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slutmuffin

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.

You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!

by amy. April 27, 2006