Scrumpalump

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

by Ness22 May 31, 2007

stumpal

N; a friend missing an apendage.

I was down and the Y and I made a couple of old VETS. my new STUMPALS.

by jamesfm January 28, 2007

scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis

During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

scumpasexual

Your name is most likely Luis
You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish

Luis is a scumpasexual

by Listy September 26, 2023

scumpany

a company that is viewed by the public as having scummy ways.

John Paul DuZines Tiger Designs is a massive scumpany.
Why?
They made me pay for $80 for 60g overweight handlugage.
Scumpany.
Mass scump!

by PW11LY February 13, 2010

scumple

a dumb person who is worst then scum because they are a scummy apple

"that cody is a scumple!"
"a what??"
" A SCUMMY APPLE!"

by laura warn June 13, 2008

scumballina

Scumballina was the 4th sister in the story of Cinderella, she was an alcholic and a drug addict she became pregnant at the Butlins 92 Reunion at Bogna,she has not been seen since taking too many mushrooms at the Nokia Isle of Wight Festival, I LOVED THAT GIRL.

Scumballina Thumbalinna Hummmbalina, hum hum scum fun. I loved that girl, she was my daughter and she was in my year. Kate and Louise know and perhaps Keith and Linsey.

by A O WILLSON July 10, 2004