Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019

bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021

crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

by bmoc November 9, 2003

scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together

stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie

by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019

scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005