scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

Scronch

An adorable fluffy black and grey cat

Scronch misses his home very much.

by Buttplug5000 October 1, 2022

Scronch

A kind of squishy crunch, usually a sound that organic life with skeletons make when being crushed.

Person 1: I hated the scronch sound I heard when I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
Person 2: I cringe so much just imagining it.

by AstralightSky February 26, 2023

Scronch

verb
to describe a similar action to "scrunch," but with a slightly different nuance. The substitution of the "u" with an "o" might imply a deeper, more resonant sound or a more forceful action. So, "scronch" could mean to crunch, squeeze, or crumple something in a more forceful or noisy manner compared to "scrunch."

Could imply a prolonged or sustained squeezing action, where the emphasis is on the duration and intensity of the compression, more so than what "scrunch" typically implies.

You better pipe down over there with the unsustainable environmental practices; else I'll use power word: scronch on yous.

by instancer.kirik January 27, 2024

Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .

I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!

by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019

Scranch

A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.

That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.

by Danwan3 May 8, 2019

scrunch neck

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.

Hey, look at scrunch neck over there!

by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017