Serexting

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

screetum

The area between your scrotum and anus... Supposed to be the Fucking-Sacrum

She was really pissed at me and kicked me in the Screetum

by Spectereblade February 19, 2015

scremting

1) A person who mispronounced a word or phrase

Or

2) A ratchet girl

1) person 1 "can I mutter your buffin"

Person 2 " you mean 'butter your muffin' Haha ... scremting"

Or

2) "girl, you're such a scremting!"

by Jade-Z2016 May 13, 2016

Screwture

Future chopped and screwed. The artist Future’s music chopped and screwed, or slowed, by various DJs.

Maaan - did you check out that new Screwture album!

by ATLPlutoHendrix May 20, 2022

screetin

The face a scumbag (otherwise known as spides,scallys or chavs) makes while squaring up to someone he/she wants to fight. the upper lip becomes rigid, drawing attention to their 'knacker tash' and the eyes bug out. Often accompanied by random pushing and taunts of 'ye wha!? oill bleedin morder yeh righ righ righ!?' aswell as scrawny birds in white tracksuits and hoopy earrings roaring 'leave im alowinn, Anto!' and so forth.

'I was havin a fag outside de aslan gig an some prick came up and was screetin in me face, so I smashed a bottle in his face, and kicked the fookin head aff him'

by Wavioli May 5, 2005

screetos

anal sweat or leakage. Many reasons contribute, including: excess gas or "wet farts," incomplete bowel movement still lingering. Excessive sweat in the buttocks region, mainly between each cheek. Often leaves trail in undergarment.

Ran two full court basketball games today which was great, but had Mexican food last night. I've got major screetos right now.

by scott t loc May 5, 2010