by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).
by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

by Jose Loya September 13, 2005

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.
by Fresnel February 25, 2009

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.
by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014
