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screech porn

A term used to define heavy metal music in which the lead singer makes loud indeterminable screaming noises
Asking Alexandria makes quite a lot of screech porn
by The Otter Dictionary March 12, 2015
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Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.
Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
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scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
by jordynday_ November 23, 2016
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Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
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Falcon Screech

The sound the one makes when having falcon sex.
The falcon screeching from next door kept me up all night
by the falconer August 25, 2004
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screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today
by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010
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stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
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