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scratter

A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...

... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).
"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"

"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"
by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008
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"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."
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scratter

Carrying all one's possessions around in a designer carrier bag and never bringing something to sleep in when staying away from home.
Look at that scratter who has managed to fit everything she owns into a <insert designer here> bag.
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sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.
There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.
by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002
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scratter

Scratter- A scratch card
Rob! i just won a tenner on me scratter!
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Scrottle

A variation of the game Scrabble played by 2 people, whereby a player's turn is taken by writing a word on his or her own scrotum, first player to run out of space loses. As forfeit the loser must cram his or her scrotum into a bottle.
"let's have a good old fashioned game of Scrottle"
by The Street Urchin August 24, 2023
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Scattle

suffix -ed -ing

A cross between the word "scat" and the word "scuttle". To scattle is the act of messing your underpants and making your way to the washroom in a humorous "penguin-style" walk, while trying to retain the mess in your underwear.
It was extremely funny to see Aaron scattle across the hallway after almost certain disaster

Greg didn't make it to the washroom while he was scattling quickly out of the boardroom

sharting farting poop shit diarrhea
by AaDoHa November 24, 2010
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