After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.
by kem. April 5, 2008
Get the scotchmug. this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.
you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.
by man eilean dubh November 2, 2006
Get the scotchmug. A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
by The Colonel December 2, 2004
Get the Scotchedmug. East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the scotchmug. The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006
Get the scotchmug. by Hamish August 20, 2004
Get the Scotchmug. 
Get the Scotchmug.