scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

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scoutleteer

A scoutleteer, or scoutlet, is a person who is good at finding power outlets in public places to charge their laptop or phone, i.e. scoutleteering.

She's a badass scoutleteer, she can always find the power outlets in the airport and plugs in like 5 devices at once.

by lizzard June 4, 2013

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Scooblet

(n.) a sarcastic word used when someone says something obvious

"Wow the sky is really blue"
"Nice job figuring that out Scooblet"

by Papa Xannie September 14, 2017

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Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

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