Somer

French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.

She should be a somer!

by mjosswald October 18, 2008

Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.

Ian Somerhalder

by kkyy January 9, 2013

Ian Somerhalder

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.

Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.

by laurenn__ September 5, 2016

Spomered

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Schmerp

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

by KNor August 2, 2010

San Antonio Somersault

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.

"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."

by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018

Somerhalic

Fans of actor Ian Somerhalder, famously from the Vampire Diaries

people who want Ian Somerhalder to play Christian Grey are total Somerhalics

by Mrs Damon Bale October 13, 2012