Soloff

The act of using ones pinky to anally stimulate a large, gay man into a state of frenzied orgasm while simultaneously licking the man's tweenis area.

Ralph: Has anyone seen Mitch lately?

Donnie: No i have not seen Mitch.

Ralph: I bet he is somewhere trying to Soloff another dude.

Donnie: Yeah, that just screams Mitch.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid May 16, 2008

scroff

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007

schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

sploffer

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs

Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Sloff

"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.

1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"

by The Sloff December 17, 2011

scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food

The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.

by Light Joker December 3, 2006