sklitch

Residue left over after a bowel movement when one doesn't wipe thoroughly, most often making one's anus itch. See also D.A.D.

"I just got done taking a big crap and ran out of TP; now I have a bad case of sklitch."

by TheDogg July 24, 2008

Slitchy

-adjective

1. taking on the characteristics of a bitch (spiteful, malicious), due to lack of sleep.

"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."

by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010

sclinch

When you cut off a poo half way through.

Sam: "I needed to leave ASAP but was trying to poo"
Kieran: "So what did you do?!"
Sam: "All I could do! I sclinched it"
Kieran: "Yeah, I get you. Nice bro"

by KDogg May 4, 2014

Scritchin

Amazing, cool, awesome. This word can be whatever you want it to be. It's like the word "Smurf": It can be used in any context, anywhere, anyhow.

L. A.: "Dude, that's totally scritchin!"
Mme. M.: "Scritch to the max!"

by Shelby Longbottom March 11, 2018

Slup-Slitch Nation

Slup-Slitch Nation occurs when the majority of the girls in a particular school, college, or work environment tend to spend thier days gettin' laid along while bitchin' to other girls about thier skanky ways of life.

Slara says, "Madison Central is Slup-Slitch Nation!" while Mrs. Macdonalds strongly disagrees.

Johhny Boi said college is offical Slup-Slitch Nation now that Katie started living on campus.

by Everybodywangchungtonight. March 26, 2011

scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.

"My nose is scritchy"

by Leanne March 16, 2005