Scirocco

Production "sport coupe" made by VW in the 70s and 80s. Last year of production was 1988 in the US, which had for 3 years been offered with the kick-ass 1.8l 16v motor (86-88). Most Sciroccos have been destroyed by rust or accident, but are greatly loved by the poeple that still have them.

"What the hell was that thing?"
"I dunno, but it said Volkswagen on the back"

by Hans August 25, 2004

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

smirk emoji

An emoji you give a girl or boy when you want to climb into bed with them for more than a cuddle

hey Matt (smirk emoji)

by JKrollin April 16, 2016

scirocco

A very awesome Volkswagen that could stand up to many muscle cars of its time, gifted with ahead of its time German engineering and superb handling. This is a car to great to be handled my ricers, which is why it has been kept a secret. Unfortunately, certain year models had a few common and annoying flaws which lowered the reputation of the Scirocco, But I assure you the 1981 Volkswagen Scirocco "S" is a very excellent car made to beat 2003 Minicoopers (the red "57" model) in the SCCA and yes while still stock it can out perform the majority of ricers in this new era even though it was made more than 20 years ago.

I've never seen that car before. It looks average I am sure it wont do to much. There it goes peeling out half the way through 1st and squeeling into 2nd. OMFG!!!! WTF is that fire breathing dragon raping the track and pillaging the ricers of what little self-esteem they conjured up to come to the races? It's a damned DEMON!!! It just smoked a brand new '03 MiniCooper! All I can see is a gray blur weaving in harmony with the bright orange cones and All I can hear its beautiful humming tone and a few squeels of acceleration through the hard turns and a drunk hick yelling "woohoo! Get Er Done!!!" It just stormed past the finish line. I can see the front. It has a bright red "VW" symbol on the grill. It calmly cruises by me as if it had just gone for a Sunday drive and now I can see the back. In bright red letters it reads "Volkswagen Scirocco S..." IN-CRED-IBLE!

by ronin January 31, 2005

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

shirkle

shiney + sparkley, CREATED BY MEMBER WHO CREATED THIS ACCOUNT!!

Kaylee: Look at the stars!
Nova: Such shirkle!

by meowmewo uwu February 10, 2021

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007