Schork

When someone screws you out of money

He didn’t pay you back?
Nope, he schorked me.

by AdamPassenger February 24, 2021

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

justin schwockert

A boy born in 1990, who for years denied his bisexuality. Butthen a certian someone named Brett, in the summer of 2008, had a couple of threesomes, and make out sessions, well anyways, he was DRAGGED out of the closet. He is also know as "Emo Justin" i have no idea why.. he doesn't even look emo anymore

"hey look over there"

"OMG is that Justin Schwockert?"


"Yeah, he owes me money"

by Brett keever October 19, 2008

Schnorkdobbled

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009

schnorks

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 30, 2003

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

schwark

the most funniest teacher you could ever have.

teacher: who's your teacher
Student: Mrs. Schwark the best teacher in the world duh

by CAMILLEBOY May 7, 2018