schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004

Shwanson

The act of doing someone hella dirty or playing somebody for a fool.

Davis: "Where the fucks my yen?"
Steve: "Ha you got shwansoned! I ate them!"

by AlexzandrShmanderson June 25, 2019

schwansonschtuck

Deriving from the Ali G show, from his character Bruno (the Gay Austrian Fashion reporter) It is another word for Penis.

I never thought she would be so into sucking Schwansonshctuck!
My Schwansonschtuck created a great morning tent this morning.

by Turkish November 17, 2004

schweningered

to become rich and powewrful

dude did u hear about dave
no?
well he got schweningered
damnit

by sofaman December 25, 2007

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Another word for meditation, in others, stimulating your senses in a controlled way

...but i think im gonna do some Schwenfopkxdfmentanimnaolmhkfnsfftumfbxgjkgjtkbmgjgfhdshfsehdmefsjfksfekhskefhknkfhsnsdvscjesncjsdjsddscbsdjcnwejcwjcbwjscjsbcuwbcjscwucbasjcgajcgaudgwuxsjcgscjwegcuj.

by Mahirez September 2, 2018

Schwenninger

a word for penis, comes from "Scvhwanz" (tail)

guy: wanna see my schwenninger?
girl: no
guy: (sends dick pic)
girl: fuck off U fucking per

by schwenni-boy December 11, 2018

Swensons

a drive in fast food restaurant found in Ohio. the burgers...FIRE....the onion rings...FIRE. GO. TO. THIS. PLACE.

johnny: i’m hungry.
dave: let’s go to Swensons
johnny: THAT’S AN EPIC IDEA

by dinochikennuggets May 11, 2020