Definitions by Turkish

mysterydouchebags.com 

multi-cultural website devoted to making fun of webmasters and blogs that serve little to no purpose, dedicated to wiping out 'GEEKDOM', and ultimately striving to make the world a cooler, much more cynical place to live. often mistaken it's often edgy racist humor, mysterydouchebags.com lives on to prove to the world that the internet is full of shit.

I read CHUD today. What a bunch of over inflated egos! They deserve their comeupance - I KNOW! Let's go to mysterydouchebags.com and make fun of them!

mysterydouchebags.com by Turkish April 6, 2005

aweshole 

when your anus is dripping supurflous liquids

ugh the aweshole is coming from my aweshole, it's fucking aweshole...

aweshole by turkish March 20, 2005

schwansonschtuck 

Deriving from the Ali G show, from his character Bruno (the Gay Austrian Fashion reporter) It is another word for Penis.

I never thought she would be so into sucking Schwansonshctuck!
My Schwansonschtuck created a great morning tent this morning.

schwansonschtuck by Turkish November 17, 2004

wham! 

to be homosexual like the group. flaming.

Dude, that thing you just did was so gay. Straight up WHAM!

wham! by Turkish November 29, 2003

scouser 

Someone who has a dodgy perm & 'tach. Wears a Shellsuit, is on the Social & is very adept @ sealing cars, car stereo's, alloys etc

scouser by Turkish September 16, 2003