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Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
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Brodie Schwartz

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.
by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014
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Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.
1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005
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lisa schwartz

Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug) is an American YouTube Star , entertainer, singer and actress. Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube. com and is in a relationship with YouTube Star Shane Dawson and own Unicorn (Corny the Dog)
by Smiler April 10, 2015
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Going for Schwartz

It is basically growing a pair and declaring that you're finally going to make a move on the girl that you want. Also a code so no one knows who the fuck you're talking about in order to avoid suspicion.
Travis: Dude when are you going for Schwartz?
Paul: ah shit dude....we'll see when I ask her to formal.
by ShoeniceXx December 5, 2014
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i see your schwartz is as big as mine

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it
by dark _helmet January 11, 2020
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