by tittysprinkles123 September 3, 2012
Get the Schwartzmug. A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)
by Merchant August 31, 2005
Get the Schwartzmug. The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010
Get the Schwartzingmug. When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
by Bob the Builder yes it can January 18, 2010
Get the Schwartzingmug. A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck
Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
by Drillbit90 February 28, 2011
Get the Schwartzmug. by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016
Get the Schwartzedmug. by nastynaterack July 10, 2009
Get the Shifty Schwartzmug.