Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

by skipbee April 22, 2010

Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.

Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?

by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011

Koffer Schlampe

German for when you're only a whore when traveling, see also "Suitcase slut"

Du bist ein Koffer Schlampe
It's ok, I'm just a Koffer Schlampe

by munich.madness March 17, 2021

Schlampe

German for slut or bitch. It's a feminine noun in the language. Always remember to capitalize nouns! Über or Unter can be used as a prefix.

Joe: "She is a Schlampe."
Scott: "No, she is an Überschlampe!"

by Fledermaus187 January 31, 2005

Schwap

An adjective used to describe a something that is low end, not good, laughable, pathetic or embarrassing.

Also commonly used to describe low quality marijuana.

That bud is schwap. I need some dro.

by JoeDro June 5, 2011

SCHWAM

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador November 7, 2007

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007