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Schwifty

The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.
“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022
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Schwifty

Part of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Cromulons (from the Cygnus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your pants or panties and shitting on the floor.
by Sir Dr. Shitface April 9, 2018
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Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.

Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.
You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.

You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.
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The combination of swift, shit, and quick. Taking a quick, swift shit.
You gotta get schwifty! Ohhh yeaahhhh! Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! Gotta shit on the floor!
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To 'get schwifty' is the verb form of MacGyver. To MacGyver is 'to make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand'.

Rick tells Morty to "just hit a button, give me a beat" and then proceeds to make up a song on the spot. Rick being the filthy old man that he is uses the first lyrics that come into his head, "take off your panties", "shit on the floor". These are not what it means to get schwifty.
Oh man, my car tire is flat and I'm already late for work. It's time to get schwifty.
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Schwifty Five

A Ghetto way of saying the number 55
by Tony Mack May 23, 2005
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Telling other person to get crazy and horny (mostly by getting high), or to take off pants, panties and shit on the floor/other place
"sometime you just need to get schwifty" , "get schwifty in here!"
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