schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

Amy Schumer Syndrome

The term that was coined by BlackLightJack in his video on Santa Inc. is when in a "adults" shows in the attempt to make the views laugh, scared and/or to make the show look more "mature" and "edgy" they added out of context scene that had the character said some slurs, out of nowhere jumpscare, out of place sexual or rape scene or blood everywhere.

Me: "Don't tell me there is some out of context sexual scene in the way to make the viewers laugh?"

"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."

by CherubPrime January 13, 2022

schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008