A Generation Y (Net Generation) load hipster that has shaggy hair and wears tight jeans. Generally, this person can be found hanging out with friends either attempting to play musical instruments like the guitar, drinking coffee, or loudly saying such phrases as: "I'm weak..." or "Just sayin'."
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Get the schwankey mug.Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.
Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
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Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?
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